The subtitle of my blog is "smart, sober, hostile" well, because I am. I've always been smart and hostile. I had my last drink not long before #2 Son was born twenty four years ago. These days I'll be at a social function and someone wil ask me if I want a drink. I'll say, "No thanks." Quite often they'll ask, " You don't like to drink?" I'll answer, "No, I like it too much." They never offer one again. Works well.
I think the critter in the above picture would agree if you're going to hit the road, you should take it easy on the booze.